He's a leaner

That's how I often describe Alex to those who have just met him. Usually I say this because my dog, who was just introduced to the person I'm speaking to moments ago, is sitting at their feet, leaning against their legs, looking up with the sad, sweet eyes that say, "Love me. Pet me. Love me." Yeah, he's kind of an attention whore.

I also have been known to describe him as a sniffer, a gooser, a kisser and a farter (lemme just say, you don't want to be around him when he's in "farter" mode). So that got me thinking... if people I know were to boil me down so simply, to some kind of "verb-er," what would I be? Any thoughts?

I'll start the list--procrastinator. That would explain why I still haven't written the New York post I promised. Don't worry, I'll get to it--someday.