"I promise not to piss on you..."

Funny things I've seen recently:

• After-concert potty break. It's hilarious the lengths drunk people will go to when they have to pee. Take, for example, the woman who squatted between two parked cars with her drunk friends holding up towels on either side of her after Kelly Clarkson.
• Woman chasing shopping cart. That is until she realized she wasn't going to catch it before it hit a car on the other side of the parking--then she took off running in the other direction, hopped in her car and left. Guess she didn't anyone to realize it was her cart that did the damage...
• "White Chicks." Watched this movie, which I thought might be kind of dumb, with friends this weekend. Turned out to be hilarious. And I have a new catch phrase. No, wait--hold my poodle!