Alexander the Great mourns the loss of Mr. Bear.
Ted E. Bear (affectionately known as Mr. Bear) went home to be with his maker, Toys-R-Us, Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005. He will be deeply missed.
Mr. Bear died suddenly and unexpectedly in a domestic violence incident. He was mauled to death by the jealous companion of his lifetime partner.
Mr. Bear's time with us was short--he died at the young age of six weeks--but his was a life full of happiness and puppy slober.
Mr. Bear lived his whole life in Charlotte, N.C., as the loving companion of Alexander the Great (aka Alexander the Pup). Mr. Bear is also survived by his mother-in-law, Misty, his aunt, Randi, and Winnie, Alexander's loving (but unfortunately also jealous) companion.
Mr. Bear's hobbies included serving as a pillow, chew toy, and intimate companion for Alexander. Mr. Bear was always a faithful friend, and was never once heard complaining about Alexander's sometimes rough treatment of him.
Memorial services are at the home, and will consist of a ceremony that involves Alexander swinging Mr. Bear's corpse from side to side while holding him in his mouth.
In lieu of flowers, please send donations to: The Misty and Randi Need Groceries Fund, 101 Destitute Lane, Charlotte, N.C.
2 comments:
Mr. Bear will be sorely missed, but his flat corpse will remain for a while yet to come and will help Alex through this diffcult time of adjustment.
Please accept my heart-felt wishes through this difficult time. I know if doesn't feel like it right now, but time heals all wounds. Remember the good memories and Mr. Bear will live forever!
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